The Anti-cheese Cabal
One slice at a time
Welcome to the official website for the Anti-cheese Cabal!
There is a conspiracy that will use cheese to get into the government and destroy it from the inside. That is what we at the Anti-cheese Cabal believe. We are as serious as is possible when we say this: There is a plot involving cheese that will bring the world to it's knees if it isn't stopped.
Our purpose is to raise awareness, and we make it our duty to protect ordinary citizens from the evil conspiracies that plague the world. Unfortunately the exact nature of this plot and the organization that will be carrying it out are held in the highest secrecy among the elite members of our Royal Council.
I WANT YOU
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We are fully qualified for the job we have set upon ourselves, as our agents were all top of the class when they graduated from the prestigious Cheese Slayers eLearning Academy. All agents similarly adhere to a code that strictly outlines what we must do to ensure that any cheese that might go to this plot is consumed by our dedicated agents faithfulness to humanity. We actively track our enemies movement in order to stay one step ahead of them.
Many will scoff at us, or ask where our proof of the conspiracy is, but that is just a sign that we need to work harder at our goal, and save the few that do believe. All of us in the Anti-cheese Cabal are dedicated to our purpose and every one of our agents is committed to playing a necessary role in saving society and humanity as we know them, by controlling the cheese population.