The Sacred Chow

This is not the food you're looking for!

We all know the story of the Original Snub, and how she threw a golden apple into the the wedding. What most don't know is that Eris occasionally gives her plots code names, and 'apple' is actually an acronym for that plot: Another Perfect Plot - Leerdammer of Eris. From this we get two practices: all cheese may be eaten except for leerdammer, and all our plots must be in the format A P P _ _ in accordance with the Law of Fives and in honor of the Original Snub. Accordingly, we have replaced the Apple of Discord with Leerdammer cheese on the Sacred Chao.